I honestly expect to hear news of her death as follows: Celebrity chef Paula Deen was found dead in her kitchen today, face down in a vat of melted butter. She appears to have slipped on a glob of wayward mayonnaise, while making love to a potato. Her children have released this statement: "Momma went just how she always said she wanted to- drowned in butter."
I honestly expect to hear news of her death as follows: Celebrity chef Paula Deen was found dead in her kitchen today, face down in a vat of melted butter. She appears to have slipped on a glob of wayward mayonnaise, while making love to a potato. Her children have released this statement: "Momma went just how she always said she wanted to- drowned in butter."
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