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Two shit-tastic trailers battle for supremacy!

Praise Band, the church-friendly Footloose in reverse!



Ben & Arthur, the gay-friendly shoestring budget murder drama!

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  1. It makes me sad that the more professional of those two trailers is the Christian one. I was taught that all gays are inherently fabulous and artistic-minded.

    What has gone wrong? Oh gaylord, why has thou forsaken your shitty actor and camera-men gay children?

    Also, I cracked up at the lyrics in Praise Band. They're so damned sincere, the kids from Riverdale look like filthy syphilitic whores next to them.

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  2. If you thought Praise Band was funny, you should really come spend a weekend in with my family in Galveston... One of my cousins messaged me last week because she reliased she "hadn't gushed to (me) about Jesus in awhile." O_o

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  3. Well you never wanna miss a good Jesus-gusher.

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  4. anyone else find it vaguely racist that the only black women in the movie become the background singers?

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  5. You make a good point, Chris. Seems like something for the Cool Mule to investigate.

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  6. if he ever makes it out of Mexico.

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  7. Ya know, that's what the homeless really need... Fuck education, fuck shelter, fuck rehab, fuck medical care. The homeless just need an invitation to that douche bag's local church band.

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