A priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into a bar... They engage in a theological discussion.
What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee chord? It is impossible for an owl to successfully fornicate with an inanimate object of no reproductive ability, hence no cross-breeding can occur.
A cow is eating in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away... The cow looks around a bit, eats some grass, and then wanders off.
How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? Generally speaking, one.
A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, pays his tab, and has a genuinely enjoyable night out.
A black man goes to the dentist... He gets a check-up, everything is fine, and he goes home.
I found the idea amusing for at least a few jokes
un-jokes...
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I skipped reading these after the first one because they seemed hokey. Then Randy said he thought they were pretty funny and I looked at 'em again. A sort of zen hilarity ensued and my curmudgeonliness was undone.
ReplyDeleteSometimes that's how humor works.