Fiddy Cent Brings Harmony to the Middle East

Actual description of the rapper's upcoming video game:

50 Cent and his G-unit crew were booked for an epic concert in the Middle East. Lots of ... tea drinking and … umm … foot flashing from the local women was sure to be had at the concert. After the concert, 50 Cent was ready to get paid only to find out the concert promoter didn't have the cash to pay him. 50 Cent was about to bust a cap but then the promoter offered up a skull encrusted with jewels. 50 Cent gladly took this as payment instead and went off. Somebody else really wants the skull though and soon attacked 50 Cent and his G-Unit (Gee, you knit?!) crew. Now 50 Cent needs to whatever he can to survive and get the hell out of the Middle East.