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I wonder if he can speak 'Sasquatchewan' now

http://abcnews.go.com/Video/playerIndex?id=4540248&affil=kvue

I hate to be a 'topper', Dave, but your 'raped by wombat' story is now inconsequential.

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  1. Oh, so you hate to be a "topper," but for some reason you still had to do it?

    Well I hope you get double-teamed by Bigfoot AND a wombat!

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  2. "Sasquatchewan"? Fuck you, Jason. There's a place in Hell reserved for people who abuse the language like that.

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  3. "I have a few who have claimed abuse, but never by ..ah.. a mythical creature"

    may be the funniest string of words ever put together.

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  4. "Sasquatchewan" is a perfectly reasonable bastardization of English, however, everyone know that Bigfoots speak Cockney.

    but i think the real question on everyone's mind here is, if his feet are so big, well...how big was his Cockney?

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  5. I hate you, too, Chris. You and Jason both.

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  6. Convicted child molestor who claims Bigfoot raped him?

    Oh, *that* guy is gonna have a fun time in prison.

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  7. So Dan hates me, Chris, and black people in general? ;)

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  8. Dan hates everyone. He doesn't discriminate.

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  9. That's true. I once hated a man in Philly, just to watch him die.

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  10. now that's some hatin'. well done.

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