This make'a me laugh.

Bizarre musings culled from the blog of a Canadian comic artist:

Radio Show Host: Hello, you're on the air.

Caller: Hi!

Radio Show Host: Okay, are you ready to play "What's That Sound?"

Caller: Yep, ready.

*sound clip of a dull thwack*

Radio Show Host: Okay, you got that?

Caller: Um, yep.

Radio Show Host: ten seconds...

Caller: Is it the sound of a child being hit in the face with a plastic grocery bag filled with dog shit?

Radio Show Host: Close. Can you be more specific?

Caller: Is it my child?

Radio Show Host: Yes.